Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D rooster card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty Johnson lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.

Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This dong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.

Perfect Occasions:
Naughty birthday cards for girlfriend, erotic cards for women/men, dirty anniversary cards for wife/husband, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, rude card for baby shower, same rooster forever sympathy card for her/him, adult joke wiener card for any occasion, and more.

What's Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up weiner

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘