The Unfortunate Pop-Up Card – starts with good vibes, ends with brutal honesty. The front sweetly says “Wishing you good fortune on your birthday”... then you open it and BAM – a giant 3D fortune cookie appears, brutally spitting the truth: “You’re beyond help.” It's the perfect mix of hope, disappointment, and birthday sass. Deliciously rude. 🥠🎉💀

Perfect Occasions:

Brutally honest birthdays, roasting your hopeless mates, or delivering tough love with a side of sass. Fortune: savage. Vibes: immaculate. 🥠🔥🎂

What’s inside:

Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘