The Touch Your Butt Pop-Up Card – romance is dead, but this horny octopus is very much alive. The front hits you with: “I wish I was an octopus...” Cute, right? Then you open it and BAM – a giant 3D octopus explodes out, ready to grope with all eight hands and zero shame. It’s absurd. It’s sexy. It’s tentacle-level thirst. 🍑🐙💦

Perfect Occasions:

Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, horny Thursdays, or any time you wanna say “I love you... and your butt” eight times over.

What’s inside:

Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘