T-Rect ๐ฆ๐ - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card
The T-Rect Pop-Up Card โ romantic? Not exactly. Unhinged? Absolutely. The front reads โYou make meโฆโ and then BAM โ open it up to reveal a furious 3D dino with a massive raging d*ck, and the punchline: โT-Rect.โ Itโs prehistoric horniness at its finest. Perfect for partners with a twisted sense of humour or anyone who makes your Jurassic bits go wild. ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ
Perfect Occasions:
Horny anniversaries, filthy Valentineโs Days, your dino-obsessed partner, or anyone who gets you T-Rect in all the wrong (right) ways. ๐ฆ๐โค๏ธ๐ฅ
Whatโs inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! ๐ฆ
The T-Rect Pop-Up Card โ romantic? Not exactly. Unhinged? Absolutely. The front reads โYou make meโฆโ and then BAM โ open it up to reveal a furious 3D dino with a massive raging d*ck, and the punchline: โT-Rect.โ Itโs prehistoric horniness at its finest. Perfect for partners with a twisted sense of humour or anyone who makes your Jurassic bits go wild. ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ
Perfect Occasions:
Horny anniversaries, filthy Valentineโs Days, your dino-obsessed partner, or anyone who gets you T-Rect in all the wrong (right) ways. ๐ฆ๐โค๏ธ๐ฅ
Whatโs inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! ๐ฆ
Original: $14.08
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$4.22Description
The T-Rect Pop-Up Card โ romantic? Not exactly. Unhinged? Absolutely. The front reads โYou make meโฆโ and then BAM โ open it up to reveal a furious 3D dino with a massive raging d*ck, and the punchline: โT-Rect.โ Itโs prehistoric horniness at its finest. Perfect for partners with a twisted sense of humour or anyone who makes your Jurassic bits go wild. ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ
Perfect Occasions:
Horny anniversaries, filthy Valentineโs Days, your dino-obsessed partner, or anyone who gets you T-Rect in all the wrong (right) ways. ๐ฆ๐โค๏ธ๐ฅ
Whatโs inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm
All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! ๐ฆ
