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T-Rect ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ† - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card

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T-Rect ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ† - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Card

The T-Rect Pop-Up Card โ€“ romantic? Not exactly. Unhinged? Absolutely. The front reads โ€œYou make meโ€ฆโ€ and then BAM โ€“ open it up to reveal a furious 3D dino with a massive raging d*ck, and the punchline: โ€œT-Rect.โ€ Itโ€™s prehistoric horniness at its finest. Perfect for partners with a twisted sense of humour or anyone who makes your Jurassic bits go wild. ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฅ

Perfect Occasions:

Horny anniversaries, filthy Valentineโ€™s Days, your dino-obsessed partner, or anyone who gets you T-Rect in all the wrong (right) ways. ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ†โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Whatโ€™s inside:

Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! ๐Ÿฆ˜

The T-Rect Pop-Up Card โ€“ romantic? Not exactly. Unhinged? Absolutely. The front reads โ€œYou make meโ€ฆโ€ and then BAM โ€“ open it up to reveal a furious 3D dino with a massive raging d*ck, and the punchline: โ€œT-Rect.โ€ Itโ€™s prehistoric horniness at its finest. Perfect for partners with a twisted sense of humour or anyone who makes your Jurassic bits go wild. ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฅ

Perfect Occasions:

Horny anniversaries, filthy Valentineโ€™s Days, your dino-obsessed partner, or anyone who gets you T-Rect in all the wrong (right) ways. ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ†โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Whatโ€™s inside:

Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! ๐Ÿฆ˜

$4.22

Original: $14.08

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T-Rect ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ† - 3D Inappropriate Greeting Cardโ€”

$14.08

$4.22

Description

The T-Rect Pop-Up Card โ€“ romantic? Not exactly. Unhinged? Absolutely. The front reads โ€œYou make meโ€ฆโ€ and then BAM โ€“ open it up to reveal a furious 3D dino with a massive raging d*ck, and the punchline: โ€œT-Rect.โ€ Itโ€™s prehistoric horniness at its finest. Perfect for partners with a twisted sense of humour or anyone who makes your Jurassic bits go wild. ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฅ

Perfect Occasions:

Horny anniversaries, filthy Valentineโ€™s Days, your dino-obsessed partner, or anyone who gets you T-Rect in all the wrong (right) ways. ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ†โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Whatโ€™s inside:

Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! ๐Ÿฆ˜