Sexy Santa Christmas Card 🎅🎄 - Scream & Shake Prank Card
Scream & Shake Sexy Santa Christmas Card – Santa’s been very naughty this year. Open this saucy little number to unleash a belly-shaking, moan-making Santa who’s clearly been hitting more than just the cookies. It’s jolly, jiggly, and just the right amount of wrong—guaranteed to make your mates blush harder than Rudolph’s nose. 🎅💋🔔
Perfect for those who love their Christmas with a bit of spice, sass, and sheer chaos. It’s the festive filth you didn’t know you needed.
Perfect Occasions:
Office Secret Santas, cheeky Christmas parties, prank-loving mates, and anyone who deserves a naughty surprise under the tree. 🎄😉🔥
What’s inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
All cards are proudly stocked in Australia for lightning-fast shipping nationwide! 🦘💌
Warning – Keep Batteries out of reach of children.
Batteries can cause severe or fatal injuries in 2 hours or less if swallowed or placed inside any part of the body, including chemical burns and potential perforation of the oesophagus. This product contains non-lithium alkaline batteries. A battery is hazardous and is to be kept away from children (whether the battery is new or used). If you suspect a button battery has been swallowed or placed inside any part of the body, immediately seek emergency medical services. Call the 24-hour Poisons Information Centre on 13 11 26 (Australia) or 0800 764 766 (New Zealand) for fast, expert advice. This product contains non-replaceable batteries. Regularly examine to ensure batteries are secured and properly dispose of this product and the batteries it contains safely. Contains small parts which pose a choking hazard.
Scream & Shake Sexy Santa Christmas Card – Santa’s been very naughty this year. Open this saucy little number to unleash a belly-shaking, moan-making Santa who’s clearly been hitting more than just the cookies. It’s jolly, jiggly, and just the right amount of wrong—guaranteed to make your mates blush harder than Rudolph’s nose. 🎅💋🔔
Perfect for those who love their Christmas with a bit of spice, sass, and sheer chaos. It’s the festive filth you didn’t know you needed.
Perfect Occasions:
Office Secret Santas, cheeky Christmas parties, prank-loving mates, and anyone who deserves a naughty surprise under the tree. 🎄😉🔥
What’s inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
All cards are proudly stocked in Australia for lightning-fast shipping nationwide! 🦘💌
Warning – Keep Batteries out of reach of children.
Batteries can cause severe or fatal injuries in 2 hours or less if swallowed or placed inside any part of the body, including chemical burns and potential perforation of the oesophagus. This product contains non-lithium alkaline batteries. A battery is hazardous and is to be kept away from children (whether the battery is new or used). If you suspect a button battery has been swallowed or placed inside any part of the body, immediately seek emergency medical services. Call the 24-hour Poisons Information Centre on 13 11 26 (Australia) or 0800 764 766 (New Zealand) for fast, expert advice. This product contains non-replaceable batteries. Regularly examine to ensure batteries are secured and properly dispose of this product and the batteries it contains safely. Contains small parts which pose a choking hazard.
Description
Scream & Shake Sexy Santa Christmas Card – Santa’s been very naughty this year. Open this saucy little number to unleash a belly-shaking, moan-making Santa who’s clearly been hitting more than just the cookies. It’s jolly, jiggly, and just the right amount of wrong—guaranteed to make your mates blush harder than Rudolph’s nose. 🎅💋🔔
Perfect for those who love their Christmas with a bit of spice, sass, and sheer chaos. It’s the festive filth you didn’t know you needed.
Perfect Occasions:
Office Secret Santas, cheeky Christmas parties, prank-loving mates, and anyone who deserves a naughty surprise under the tree. 🎄😉🔥
What’s inside:
Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
All cards are proudly stocked in Australia for lightning-fast shipping nationwide! 🦘💌
Warning – Keep Batteries out of reach of children.
Batteries can cause severe or fatal injuries in 2 hours or less if swallowed or placed inside any part of the body, including chemical burns and potential perforation of the oesophagus. This product contains non-lithium alkaline batteries. A battery is hazardous and is to be kept away from children (whether the battery is new or used). If you suspect a button battery has been swallowed or placed inside any part of the body, immediately seek emergency medical services. Call the 24-hour Poisons Information Centre on 13 11 26 (Australia) or 0800 764 766 (New Zealand) for fast, expert advice. This product contains non-replaceable batteries. Regularly examine to ensure batteries are secured and properly dispose of this product and the batteries it contains safely. Contains small parts which pose a choking hazard.
