The D*ckhead Pop-Up Card – for when subtlety is overrated and someone really needs to know they’re the crowned king of knobbery. Open it up and BOOM – a glorious, veiny masterpiece rises in 3D, flipping all kinds of birds. It’s rude, it’s ridiculous, it’s the gold standard of insults with depth and girth. Give it with love... or spite. We don’t judge. 🍆👑

Perfect Occasions:

Blow out the candles and brace for impact—this card brings big birthday energy with a pop-up d*ck and a side of disrespect.

What’s inside:

Card size: 15cm x 20cm
Envelope size: 16cm x 21cm
Includes Note card insert for handwritten message: 9cm x 14cm

All cards are stocked in Australia for super fast shipping nation wide! 🦘